Half ninja. Half samurai. All awesome.
You too can be stealthy AND honorable when you purchase your very own Ninja Samurai Swords (with dragon art) from the customer services board at Sainsbury's supermarket, Guildford. Membership to the Guildford Ninja Samurai Clan included.
He (it's gotta be a guy, right?) also got his own telephone number wrong - UK mobile phones have 11 digits. Plus he can't spell samurai and randomly writes in a mixture of upper and lower-case.
Is it scary someone that stupid owns swords?
More importantly, do the Guildford Ninja Samurai Clan wear black Ugg Boots?